{"id":977,"date":"2009-06-22T19:13:56","date_gmt":"2009-06-23T00:13:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.leucht.com\/blog\/?p=977"},"modified":"2015-07-05T20:14:34","modified_gmt":"2015-07-06T01:14:34","slug":"overheard-kid-conversation-smelly-alien","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.leucht.com\/blog\/2009\/06\/overheard-kid-conversation-smelly-alien\/","title":{"rendered":"Overheard Kid Conversation: Smelly Alien"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Overheard in the car after opening up a small rubbery alien toy received from a candy machine:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Karsten (4 yrs)<\/strong>: Ewwwww.\u00a0 Smell it!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Elijah (6 yrs)<\/strong>: Smells weird.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Karsten<\/strong>: <em>[Pause.\u00a0 Eyes get real big.]<\/em> It smells like a <strong>REAL alien<\/strong>!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2177\" src=\"http:\/\/www.leucht.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/kids-are-funny-icon.jpg\" alt=\"kids-are-funny-icon\" width=\"400\" height=\"384\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Overheard in the car after opening up a small rubbery alien toy received from a candy machine: Karsten (4 yrs): Ewwwww.\u00a0 Smell it! Elijah (6 yrs): Smells weird. Karsten: [Pause.\u00a0 Eyes get real big.] It smells like a REAL alien!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[409],"tags":[408,339,549],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.leucht.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/977"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.leucht.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.leucht.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.leucht.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.leucht.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=977"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.leucht.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/977\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2183,"href":"http:\/\/www.leucht.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/977\/revisions\/2183"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.leucht.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=977"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.leucht.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=977"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.leucht.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=977"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}