{"id":983,"date":"2010-03-10T13:37:22","date_gmt":"2010-03-10T18:37:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.leucht.com\/blog\/?p=983"},"modified":"2015-07-05T20:12:04","modified_gmt":"2015-07-06T01:12:04","slug":"kids-are-funny-robber","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.leucht.com\/blog\/2010\/03\/kids-are-funny-robber\/","title":{"rendered":"Kids are funny: Robber"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Conversation on the drive to school this morning:<\/p>\n<p>We were low on gas and started talking about how dangerous gasoline is and why adults should keep it locked up or out of reach from kids.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Elijah (7 yrs)<\/strong>: What if a robber comes and turns a paperclip into a key and steals your gas and uses it in a mad experiment?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Daddy<\/strong>: Well, he could just go to the gas station and buy some gas instead of going to all that trouble of stealing mine.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Elijah<\/strong>: Well he likes to steal stuff. Anyway, after all, he is a <strong>robber<\/strong>. What part of robber don&#8217;t you understand? The <strong>rob<\/strong> or the <strong>er<\/strong>?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2177\" src=\"http:\/\/www.leucht.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/kids-are-funny-icon.jpg\" alt=\"kids-are-funny-icon\" width=\"400\" height=\"384\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Conversation on the drive to school this morning: We were low on gas and started talking about how dangerous gasoline is and why adults should keep it locked up or out of reach from kids. Elijah (7 yrs): What if a robber comes and turns a paperclip into a key and steals your gas and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[409],"tags":[408,339,549],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.leucht.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/983"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.leucht.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.leucht.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.leucht.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.leucht.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=983"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.leucht.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/983\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2180,"href":"http:\/\/www.leucht.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/983\/revisions\/2180"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.leucht.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=983"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.leucht.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=983"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.leucht.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=983"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}