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Conversation on the drive to school this morning:

We were low on gas and started talking about how dangerous gasoline is and why adults should keep it locked up or out of reach from kids.

Elijah (7 yrs): What if a robber comes and turns a paperclip into a key and steals your gas and uses it in a mad experiment?

Daddy: Well, he could just go to the gas station and buy some gas instead of going to all that trouble of stealing mine.

Elijah: Well he likes to steal stuff. Anyway, after all, he is a robber. What part of robber don’t you understand? The rob or the er?

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