{"id":2417,"date":"2008-07-13T15:36:45","date_gmt":"2008-07-13T19:36:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.leucht.com\/blog\/?p=2417"},"modified":"2016-03-13T15:39:39","modified_gmt":"2016-03-13T19:39:39","slug":"funny-kid-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.leucht.com\/blog\/2008\/07\/funny-kid-quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Kid Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When asked if he wants more apple before a treat: &#8220;No, I&#8217;m full. Well, my food side is full but my treat part is empty.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Elijah<\/p>\n<p>While watching mommy mopping: &#8220;Mommy, do you have a &#8216;caution wet floor&#8217;?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Karsten<\/p>\n<p>An odd breakfast request: &#8220;I would like cheese, peas, and toothpicks.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Elijah<\/p>\n<p>During a dinner discussion of wedding rings: &#8220;You guys did a great job getting married.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Karsten<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2177\" src=\"http:\/\/www.leucht.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/kids-are-funny-icon.jpg\" alt=\"kids-are-funny-icon\" width=\"400\" height=\"384\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When asked if he wants more apple before a treat: &#8220;No, I&#8217;m full. Well, my food side is full but my treat part is empty.&#8221; \u2014 Elijah While watching mommy mopping: &#8220;Mommy, do you have a &#8216;caution wet floor&#8217;?&#8221; \u2014 Karsten An odd breakfast request: &#8220;I would like cheese, peas, and toothpicks.&#8221; \u2014 Elijah During [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[409],"tags":[408,339,549],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leucht.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2417"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leucht.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leucht.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leucht.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leucht.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2417"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.leucht.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2417\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2418,"href":"https:\/\/www.leucht.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2417\/revisions\/2418"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leucht.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2417"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leucht.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2417"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leucht.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2417"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}