When asked if he wants more apple before a treat: “No, I’m full. Well, my food side is full but my treat part is empty.”
— Elijah
While watching mommy mopping: “Mommy, do you have a ‘caution wet floor’?”
— Karsten
An odd breakfast request: “I would like cheese, peas, and toothpicks.”
— Elijah
During a dinner discussion of wedding rings: “You guys did a great job getting married.”
— Karsten