I’m sorry, but this just stuck me funny when I saw it at the store.
“I’m trying to lose a few pounds, so I’ll just buy these Twinkies and Ding Dongs. Hey, they’re only a hundred calories!”
Funny. Those marketing guys are good, huh?
I’m so confused, I don’t know what to put in this bin:
I guess I’d better err on the conservative side and not put anything at all into this bin! Wouldn’t want to get in trouble for not following directions!
This confusing recycling bin was found at the greatest manned launch complex in America, the Kennedy Space Center. Without giving away the exact location of the offense, it was found inside a building that is known for it’s Super Salty Pomegranate Fence, if you know what I mean.
At NASA we’re smart enough to send men out into space and even to the moon, and yet we somehow manage to create and install signs in and around the Space Center like this:
What is the deal with this sign? Not only is it confusing … but it has some random space characters thrown in there to break up some of the words … and it has a few font changes in there also just in case you weren’t confused enough already. Obviously, this is a sign whose purpose is to show me where the “stairwell one floor” is. Or maybe it’s “stairwell on E floor”? Whatever … I still haven’t figured out the purpose of the down-arrow. And who came up with the phrase “for exit discharge”, anyways? Do they even speak English at the sign shop?
This sign was found in the stairwell of a very popular building at KSC. It’s an Odd Shaped Building, if you know what I mean.
Overheard in the car after opening up a small rubbery alien toy received from a candy machine:
Karsten (4 yrs): Ewwwww. Smell it!
Elijah (6 yrs): Smells weird.
Karsten: [Pause. Eyes get real big.] It smells like a REAL alien!
Join us this weekend at Park Avenue Baptist Church in Titusville for a special event that is designed for the All Pro Dads that we all know and love. Both services (Saturday night at 630 pm and Sunday morning at 1030 am), each lasting exactly one hour, will have elements that are specifically relevant to Dads.
They will also have a fun, casual look and feel, so go ahead and wear your favorite team colors! Special items will be given away at each service! I’ll see you there!
Here is an interactive map to Park Avenue Baptist Church, in Titusville.
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